An updated version of Quicken 2007 for Mac will be released this spring. “Intuit: Behind the times—IN THE FUTURE!” http://t.co/gJpTG3HZ

Ran 2 errands; it took 2 hours. I can’t stress this enough, people: don’t ever leave the house for any reason. It’s just asking for trouble.

“I never see you anymore, Michael!”
“Dad, you’re in prison. And I was here yesterday.”
#arresteddevelopment

Mostly done w/ S’s Xmas! I’m oddly proud of how much she’ll love the lame gifts. Tape dispenser! Ream of paper! Can’t wait to see her smile.

Pitch: make a feature-length movie using Kanye’s Twitter feed as the script. Directed by Matthew Barney.

I think this deodorant I bought is for women. If any of you guys or gals suddenly have unexplained feelings around me, that’s probably why.

Thank goodness. “Judge gives UMG 24 hours to explain takedown spree.” http://t.co/vFnoqagV

I just got Sofia a subscription to New Scientist magazine for Christmas. If she doesn’t grow up to be a nerd, she’ll have earned it.

Louis CK on the $5 video: “I’m really glad I put this out here this way and I’ll certainly do it again.” Yay! http://t.co/st1V8Ptp

In that survey, 25% of respondents said they would prefer a Microsoft OS on a tablet. But 2% said they don’t even know what an OS is!

So far this morning Sofia and I have listened to Michael Jackson & watched NASA videos. Basically, reliving my childhood from 1982-1985.

I don’t go around looking for pirate treasure, but if I happen to find some while digging a hole, I’ll keep it. Same thing with carjacking.

Me: We shipped Tiny Tiger last night! Sofia: FINALLY.

Sofia: “Dad, I would give you a warm snow coat if you were out in the cold in your underpants. Seriously, I would.”